Make-up advice for Osama:

Here are some fashion tips for Osama, courtesy of the Manolo:

Such obvious and heavy-handed attention to personal appearance seems fussy and mannered. It is clear that you have been spending too much time with the Taliban, putting on eye makeup and taking glamour photos.

...Certainly this is not the image the cave-dwelling man of action and jihad wishes to project.

...What you need now, Osama, is the complete makeover, something that will render you more acceptable to the majority of society.

If you send the Manolo your current address, the Manolo can have some friends deliver to you the special 1000-pound, laser-guided makeover package.

Trust the Manolo, you’ll never look better.

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